This blog is a mash-up of myself. And what am I, besides a LOTR nerd? I’m an amalgamation of the sense of humor of a 12 year-old boy, the sensibilities of an 80 year-old man, and the figure of a woman in her twenties. Basically, I’m awesome. But the real focus of this blog is to destigmatize mental illness. I have Generalized Anxiety Disorder, or, as I like to call it, Everything Is Going To Kill Me and The Apocalypse is Coming.
I believe in laughing. I believe in love. And I believe in punching anyone in the face who doesn’t think those two things are great. I also believe in contradictions (or do I?).
“I like the cut of your jib, Simpson”
You write well.
Thanks! π
I have lived with OCD as long as I can remember. Only I wasn’t diagnosed until I was like 12 or 13. You can imagine what my childhood was like for me, a little hell of my own making. Still, although I am being treated, I live with this to this day, and it colors much of what I do, including my writing. I’ll be interested to read some more of your stuff and see if we had similar experiences.
Now that I have stumbled across your blog, I will follow it avidly. I understand your pain and applaud your talent.
I know exactly how you feel. I’ve had anxiety since I was 15, maybe longer than that, and have been medicated since I was 21. I’m actually writing a fiction novel about how I felt living with anxiety as a teenager and finding that seeing a therapist and getting medication is actually not so bad or scary as it seems. I still worry from time to time, but I can handle it. Thank you for telling me your story and I will follow your blog for advice.
Love the blog. Am now following.
Hey, thanks, friend! π
Also love the blog and am following. Ok I didn’t read the whole thing…yet.
I appreciate your unique perspective, and am also fascinated by your educational background. I too am a writing major with political science minor. I look forward to reading more of your blog.
I just stumbled about your blog. I love how it delve into the fears we all have and some we don’t. I read “The Shining”, it was defenitly more scary than the movie.
great about me page. π
Your ears are bigger on your OK Cupid profile.
love your blog whitney… yay!! glad to see you are doing SO well and following a passion. are you in LA??
http://www.theschoolgirlusc.com
Iβve nominated you for the versatile blogger award! Congratulations! http://versatilebloggeraward.wordpress.com/vba-rules/
I’m following you because I need to laugh more. Like way more.
And the cute thing doesn’t hurt. : )
Hey, double thanks!
You have been nominated for The Most Perspiring Blogger Award!
http://freddyflow.wordpress.com/2012/05/27/the-most-perspiring-blog-award/
Hi Whit…I have been following your blog for awhile now and I just love it!!…I have post traumatic stress disorder, so I know all about anxiety…I like that I relate to sooo much of what you write, somehow makes me feel not so alone…I also love laughter, if it wasn’t for my sense of humor I don’t think I would be here today…Just wanted to say hello and thank you so much for writing this blog!!…I’m sure you bring a lot of people the same enjoyment that I get from reading your posts….EXCELLENT work!!…Keep it up! Please!!…Looking forward to more…And thanks again!
That is so wonderfully kind. Thank you so much!
I’ve passed an award on to you! http://enchantedbybooks.wordpress.com/2012/06/16/sunshine-award/
Hey there, you have been nominated. ‘parrently I should let you know!
http://itsmybloginnit.me/2012/12/02/sunshine-blogger-award/
Happy blogging! π
Thank you so much!! π
Did you know you’re blog is a ‘recommended humor’ blog on WordPress?
Someone over there definitely got it right!
WHAT?!
That is the greatest news ever. Thank you for sharing!!
The way you write (and I presume, speak as well) is so great. You crack me up. Now following you!
Thank you! π
I like the way you take digs at your self. That is a lot more interesting than patting your own back or blowing your trumpet or singing your own praises.Except when you think you are awesome.
PS: I did NOT click the follow button because my kids think you look cute.
Have you ever had a moment where you read someone’s ‘About this human’ and think ‘I wanna be their friend’? I just had that moment. And I’m glad I chose to say that rather than “GAD buddies!! Woo!”
LET’S BE FRIENDS!
TOTALLY!
Whit,
I clicked on like not because you’re cute, and I am not saying you’re not, as I am not an arsehole, neither because you’re a LOTR nerd. Perhaps I’m imagining that you are more into the movies than the novels, and perhaps it prompts me to you being a Peter Jackson fan, and therefore a die-hard fan of Dead Alive.
Le Clown
I did mostly click like because you’re cute and I don’t know what LOTR means. My daughter was in GOTR, girls on the run at her school, so is it like ladies or lizards or leprechauns on the run??
Just Googled it and boy do I feel silly now….geez!
HAHAHA. Best reaction ever.
Go Trojans! Neat site, great ‘Outlier’ post – I couldn’t agree more. I hit ‘like’ because both.
Let’s be friends!
Okay!
I followed because of the last sentence, which I believe qualifies me for the light side, albeit on a technicality. I’ll take it.
I’ll take it, also. π
Don’t know whether your are cute but you have a cute soul i feel.
Thank you! π
I feel like your an older me, I’m 17, Heading to Ferris state with a major in political science, and a minor in creative writing.I also happen to love LOTR so much, that I’ve read every book… Alot. I love your blog, It’s actually amazing.
Thank you so much! I’m glad you enjoy my writing. π
Started laughing π ,started loving β€ and started following!!!
Thanks! I have succeeded! π
Hi Whitney,
I found your blog while looking for info on cleithrophobia. I’m still not sure that’s what getting anxious in traffic jams is called, but that’s what’s driving me nuts! You have a good writing style and a good sense of humour. You are also beautiful, I won’t say cute; kittens are cut, not people. I’m British, so getting a compliment off me is almost like getting a medal from the queen of England; except better…
Oh my goodness. Thank you so much! That’s very kind of you.
Okay cutie, you need to forgive me – like totally…
Forgiven. π
I wanna be around people like you. so contagiously happy.
Hey, thanks, friend! Being happy is hard work, but I’m glad it pays off in connecting to other people. π
i’ll stay in touch. keep blogging.
Just started following – looking forward to your updates!!
<3, Charlotte
Thanks, friend! You are too kind! π
Only following you because you’re cute. Glad you forgive me.
Always happy to oblige octopi.
You sound a lot like me when it comes to the fear of giving birth. Hence the following. But I will not slit throats for you. Just putting it out there. (Too much of The Following, see).
I may ask you to bring me chocolate chips. Is that okay?
YES! And a huge box of chocolate covered raisins too! Yum!
I agree with punching too.
Oh my god, powerpuff girls. You are amazing.
Oh yes, you are cute! I thought only I was that. I haven’t read any of your posts yet, except for the ‘About Me’ section and am already looking forward to following you because I loved the way you put this page out here. You’re gonna be one interesting WP friend π
Am also following you because : I believe in laughing. I believe in love. And I believe in punching anyone in the face who doesnβt think those two things are great. I also believe in contradictions…. (Kindred spirits)
Yay, new best friend!
Kindred spirits are the best kind, followed by distilled spirits. Ha ha, I made an alcohol joke.
And it made me smile π
I’m going to follow you regardless of your cuteness. I like your attitude! Or maybe what I like is your cute-itude…is that a word? It should be!
Cute-itude! That’s brazilliant!
I have awarded you with The Versatile Blogger Award on my blog :)! Please check it out and play along!
http://smalltownbear.wordpress.com/2013/08/16/the-versatile-blogger-award/
They are both, good enough reasons to follow you!
Thanks, friend!
Your blog is truly amazing. I am so glad I stumbled across it today! π
You, my friend, are truly amazing.
Just stumbled upon your blog – may I suggest chocolate-covered mangoes? They rock. I love your writing and look forward to reading more!
CHOCOLATE COVERED MANGOES?!
Tell me more.
Also, welcome! And thank you!
Like everyone else, so glad I found your blog. Your angst makes me feel like the calm Buddha mistress that I most certainly am not.
I’m so glad you found me, friend! That’s what I am here to do!
I am a bit more useful than you are. Why? I don’t have a degree in political science, just creative writing (a graduate degree).
Fun blog.
All the best.
One of the best written blogs I’ve seen on this site. I’m sure you’ve heard all of this before (with the 77 compliments before this one). But a 78th doesn’t hurt anyone. I guess.
Keep it up, I’ll be following.
Oh, goodness gracious. You just made me blush like a fool. Thank you so much, friend!
Just came across your blog an hour ago. My name is Whitney as well but I am a male Whitney. As a kid that name got me punched, beat up and chased on a regular basis. I tried fighting back but that never worked out very well so after the 5th grade I got rid of the ney and have gone by Whit ever since. I look forward to reading your thoughts of the highest form and yes, you are cute and I havenβt been chased or punched for decades so all is well. The End. Whit
FELLOW WHITS UNITE.
That was one letter away from being terribly racist, and incredibly inaccurate.
Ha! You are one sharp Whitney. You would be a good guest on NPR. Maybe some day we will hear Ira profiling you on βThis American Lifeβ.
OH MY GOD. That would be an absolute dream come true.
Ok, Im sucked in. Just started my blog this month and all of you amazingly deranged and awesome writers out here are really making me feel both accepted and intimidated. Thanks!
Oh, shucks. Thank you for the kind words! Don’t feel intimidated–feel inspired! π
Hi! I’m a newbie to WordPress and stumbled across your blog. I love your humor and honesty. Keep it up!
Hey, thank you so much, friend! Reading that made my day!
I am new to your blog and I absolutely love your sarcasm and whit. I just recently popped my blog cherry… so I’ll be hanging around more often. Can’t wait to read more!
Well, thank you, friend! Hang out all you want! We’re all mad here. π
Thank you for your writing skills and sharing your thoughts and feeling… you have translated thought into words.
( Btw… you mentioned in a couple post people say “you need to FOCUS”;
I now reply with “no, you need to FOCUS”
{FOCUS = F*** Off Cause Ur Stupid})
π Note: if you don’t approve this post because of the definition I understand π
Hahaha FOCUS. hahahahaha. I will be laughing about that all day. Thank you!
Very welcome… glad I could make you laugh π
I clicked the follow button…now, it’s up to you to figure out if I did it because you’re funny, or because I thought you’re cute. Either way…you win.!
Huzzah! Thank you, friend!
Hi, I just nominated you for the Versatile Blogger Award π
http://roseredstories.wordpress.com/2014/02/20/versatile-blogger-award/
Oh, shucks! Thank you so much!
I have to admit – I hit the follow button purely because you named a toilet Frank and became best friends. Sometimes a throne can be the greatest friend because it doesn’t judge you on the acts that you want no one else witnessing. Here’s to the porcelain companion!
PORCELAIN BESTIES FO LIFE
I” look forward to reading more…!
Thank you, friend!
Love your work
Thank you, friend!
The Lord of the Rings is amazing. Anyway, your writing is very engaging and creative.
It truly is. And thank you, friend!
You are hilarious, Whit! I can totally relate to not being sure what to do with yourself… I’ve been writing for more than a decade and even after publishing more books than I can count on my fingers with well loved houses… I’m still broke. π So yea… I understand that. I have found that using my books to prop up broken table legs come in handy.
Aw, thanks! Yeah… Writing is a tough industry. I’ll crack it. Maybe.
Fun thing you’ve got going on here! π Following you for both the writing, and you’ve so sneakily pointed out, also for the cuteness! π
OH STAWP IT π
Haha! π Carry on the humorous work! π
I have nominated you for the Liebster Award!
http://beingindian1.wordpress.com/2014/05/29/liebster-award-retarded-seal-clapping/
What you need to do?
Provide a link to the person who nominated you
Write 11 facts about yourself
Answer 11 questions set by me
Nominate 11 more bloggers, by providing their links
List 11 questions to be answered by the nominees. Good Luck
Thank you, friend, but I do not qualify for this award!
Love this blog! I wish I had it as together as you do when I was 23, 5 years later I still think I’m a weirdo.
Then yesterday I saw a woman walking a lamb in Manchester city centre and realised there’s always someone with more issues. It made me feel much better.
Keep up the good writing – will definitely be following!
Sophie x
Oh my goodness, thank you!! Also… I want a pet lamb now.
Haha solid. Keep up the good work, Tinderella :).
You’re great person. I read your blog and i really love your posts! i respect you
Thank you, friend!
Hey Whit, you’re on my list for blog to reach and check out via the Liebster Award. Thanks for being awesome and inspiring me to blog and laugh! Here’s the link: http://andreawrobel.com/2014/09/30/the-liebster-award/
Well, thank you so much, Andrea! π
Great blog and you write like a dream. A good dream. By the way, I choose recluse as a way of life. Love it.
Thank you so much! β€
Hi Whitney, Just wanted to let you know that I have nominated you for the most inspiring blogger award. You can check it at http://bibishanrai.wordpress.com/2014/11/07/gratitude/ . As I am new to this kind of thing, I have missed some rules and ways to do it. Nevertheless, just wanted you to know I enjoy your writings very much. Keep writing π
Thank you so much!! That’s so kind of you!
Nice place! Glad I found you. Your “about me” was very clever. Lets me friends….. π
YAY FRIENDS
I signed up because of your writing….I like your wit. It’s inspiring! Anyway, considering I already have your forgiveness, I have to tell you….you’re cute;)
https://gianluca8675.wordpress.com/
Hey, thanks! I’m only cute until you get up close. And then I just make really terrible faces all the time.
Hi there! Just wanted you to know that I think your blog is great and I have nominated you for The Versatile Blogger Award! (no pressure to accept) Take a peek: http://wp.me/p5queU-5Y
~Lisa @ Cuppa Sunshine & Sugar
OH STAWP THAT’S TOO KIND.
I love your about page! The part, “I believe in laughing. I believe in love. And I believe in punching anyone in the face who doesnβt think those two things are great.” I couldn’t agree with you more. That’s awesome that you are so passionate about writing, I am as well. I gave you a follow and can’t wait to read some posts. π
Thank you so much, Shelby!
Okay… um… kind of in love with your blog. And your writing. And you. But not in a creepy “I LOOOOOVE YOUUUU” with heavy breathing, stalker kind of way. Just so we’re clear.
Well, my blog is kind of in love with you. So there.
New blogger, new instagrammer, new tweeter, and old as dirt. Help me connect with my 30-something daughters, yeah? Sign me up.
You and I speak the same language: Sarcasm! I’m glad I found your blog. Besides cute girls have an obligation to stick together. (Although…..I am probably old enough to be your mother…..!)
Awesome Sauce. I’m totally a fan. π
Hey thanks! You rock. π
I’m following because I think you are cute π π β€ (well you said it ! π )
WOOHOO! Welcome to my minion horde.
I am sure I followed (stalked) but I am now ! I think ! π
I enjoyed visiting your Blog! Iβm currently following your site. When you get a moment, please support my site with a LIKE and FOLLOW as well.
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Thanks a Bunch!
NeJae
I’m enjoying your blog. And… I have nominated you for the βReal Neat Blog Award.β Check it out: https://dreamsandhypotheticals.wordpress.com/2015/03/29/ack-i-hate-when-i-do-that-real-neat-blog-award/
Well that’s awful kind of you! I like being real neat! And using 50s slang!
I’ve only read your “About Whit” page, I know I’m going to thoroughly enjoy following your blog! Quirky humour at it’s best, fab stuff!! π
Thank you, friend!
I get the anxiety thing. This introvert is lucky though, I can blame it on my ventricular dysrhythmia – just have to hide it at work. Patients don’t need to add to their problems by having a nervous nurse.
Where are you getting your MFA? (And you’re totally cute even though I’m following for the writing.)
I got it at Stony Brook Southampton in New York!
I hit the follow button purely for your writing and ability to make me truly smile, but then I realised you were cute. Is this forgiveable? π
I’ll let it slide this time.
Phew, lucky escape or what! π
Love your sarcasm! I’ve enjoyed reading your posts so far. (:
thanks, friend!