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honestly I have to adjust my stride to make this shit even. 2015-12-01T01:55:42+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2015/11/04/i-need-to-be-fully-employed/2015-11-11T08:56:52+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2015/11/03/profound-terrible-thought/2015-12-01T01:55:06+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2015/11/02/conversations-with-anxiety-eight-legged-freaks/2015-11-10T03:35:39+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2015/11/01/national-blog-writing-month/2015-11-10T03:34:07+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2013/07/26/if-historical-figures-were-alive-today-richard-pryor/2015-11-02T05:52:30+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2015/10/31/my-worst-fear-realized-nsfw/2015-11-17T20:27:00+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2015/10/27/a-quarter-century-in-review-part-2/2015-11-04T06:43:22+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2015/10/05/25-a-quarter-century-in-review/https://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/img_5562.jpgIMG_5562I'm smiling because I'm going to eat that log in a minute.2015-10-27T03:20:11+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2015/08/12/neverendingpanicattack/2015-09-23T22:29:57+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2015/07/19/learning_about_the_internet/https://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/photo-on-7-19-15-at-4-09-pm-2.jpgPhoto on 7-19-15 at 4.09 PM #2To be honest, I spent most of that time organizing my books by color.2015-10-16T18:39:37+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2015/05/26/fucking_shrimp/2015-08-12T22:57:27+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2015/05/08/the-problem-of-urgency-stories-from-awp15-deuce/2015-05-27T02:21:54+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2015/04/16/the-problem-of-urgency-stories-from-awp15-part-one/https://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/61341449.jpg613414492015-05-19T13:28:16+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2015/03/23/once-upon-a-time/2015-07-22T14:37:16+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2015/03/08/an-open-letter-to-us-airways/2015-05-08T18:01:57+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2015/01/14/conversations-with-anxiety-fucking-go-to-sleep-already-whitney/2015-10-28T05:09:14+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2014/12/31/2014-wasnt-shitty-a-year-in-review/https://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/screen-shot-2014-12-31-at-6-07-58-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-12-31 at 6.07.58 PMI call this pose, "HELP ME I AM STUCK DEAR GOD CAN ANYONE HEAR ME"-asanahttps://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/10661728_10203779478222156_3938000040799690715_o.jpg10661728_10203779478222156_3938000040799690715_oThis picture is the epitome of grace, class, femininity, and style. 2015-07-19T21:45:25+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2014/12/12/head-on-over-to-brews-and-views/2015-07-30T13:06:13+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2014/11/20/this-is-my-brain-on-sleep/https://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/photo-on-11-20-14-at-8-24-pm.jpgPhoto on 11-20-14 at 8.24 PMI know, I know. What the fuck.2015-01-01T00:02:07+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2014/10/27/i-love-you-guys-no-really/2015-10-16T18:42:58+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2014/10/07/daily-conversations-with-anxiety-its-faaaaaallllllll/2014-12-31T22:25:31+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2014/09/23/i-have-a-theory/2014-10-24T20:00:10+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2014/07/23/real-talk-the-wonderful-thing-about-triggers/2014-09-25T13:03:24+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2014/07/20/its-all-about-perspective/2015-03-14T04:14:35+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2014/07/16/if-the-plane-goes-down/https://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/10357590_10203030043526757_2454762451783748623_n.jpg10357590_10203030043526757_2454762451783748623_nThis is the face of a cute, cute idiot.2015-03-08T15:55:50+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2014/07/06/fourth-of-ju-lame/2014-07-09T07:53:48+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2014/06/03/get-down-with-the-sickness/2014-07-06T15:07:50+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2014/05/29/top-5-things-i-learned-in-graduate-school/2015-07-19T21:46:08+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2014/05/22/10-things-i-learned-in-graduate-school-year-one/https://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/10298748_10203970642574858_4931224067774450001_n.jpg10298748_10203970642574858_4931224067774450001_nThese. These type of people.2015-05-08T18:00:49+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2014/05/08/seriously-brain/2014-05-12T20:40:22+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2014/05/06/conversations-with-anxiety-spring-cleaning/2014-09-04T01:29:22+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2014/04/13/conversations-with-anxiety-late-night-worries/2014-07-04T11:43:20+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2014/03/28/live-a-little/https://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ca-60.jpgca-60That is some sexy, sexy shark bait, if I do say so myself.2014-04-22T23:08:57+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2014/03/09/okcupid-diaries-part-3-gullible-is-written-on-the-ceiling/https://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/screen-shot-2014-03-05-at-1-01-27-pm1.jpgJesushttps://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/screen-shot-2014-03-05-at-1-01-27-pm.jpgScreen Shot 2014-03-05 at 1.01.27 PMSubtlety is apparently something he does not understand.2014-03-29T14:39:41+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2014/02/28/okcupid-diaries-really-men-of-the-world/https://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/1939560_10202367309598823_2130109351_n.jpg1939560_10202367309598823_2130109351_n2014-12-13T02:47:33+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2014/02/06/allergies/2014-03-28T14:35:48+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2014/01/27/hot-tamales/2014-02-19T20:34:29+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/07/18/depression/https://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/violin123.jpgviolin123Caption not 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shot 2013-10-23 at 1.23.19 PMAND THERE ARE SO MANY COLORS!!!https://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/original.jpgoriginalBecause I'm that asshole.2013-10-30T02:57:35+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2013/10/18/daily-conversations-with-anxiety-i-have-herpes/2013-10-21T17:28:29+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2013/10/17/daily-conversations-with-anxiety-i-killed-my-dog/https://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/photo-on-2013-10-15-at-21-11.jpgPhoto on 2013-10-15 at 21.112013-10-18T15:44:41+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2013/10/09/night-terrors/2014-10-27T21:31:08+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2013/10/01/the-day-in-the-life-of-an-mfa-grad-student/2013-10-16T04:28:25+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2013/09/08/the-lowest-form-of-whit/https://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/1005506_10201246221412319_1086816130_n.jpg1005506_10201246221412319_1086816130_nEvery time Atreyu pulls out some stuffing, I feel a little less like I got kicked in the ovaries.2013-09-24T20:55:48+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2013/08/28/st-christopher-says-screw-you/https://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/1209278_10201139410302108_1470384058_n.jpg1209278_10201139410302108_1470384058_nhttps://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/993691_10201139307259532_637284612_n.jpg993691_10201139307259532_637284612_nBefore stitches...2013-09-08T21:24:26+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/11/06/damsel-in-distress-pt-1/https://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/ngbbs4c75844293d99_1800.jpgngbbs4c75844293d99_1800Pictured: not cute, but I've heard some people are into that.2013-08-14T04:47:30+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2013/08/13/you-asked-and-i-answered/2013-08-28T16:21:58+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2013/08/10/the-good-the-bad-and-the-ugly-and-the-whitney/https://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/photo-on-2013-08-10-at-12-46.jpgPhoto on 2013-08-10 at 12.46Let's DO this!2013-08-13T15:46:55+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2013/08/09/surprise/https://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/photo-on-2013-08-09-at-12-17.jpgPhoto on 2013-08-09 at 12.17With my luck, we'd be conjoined in a high-five. And it would've been awesome.2013-08-17T21:13:26+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2013/07/30/the-mom-and-a-whit-in-black-guest-blog/2013-07-30T20:53:24+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2013/07/21/two-year-clottiversary/https://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/226172_2077460050838_7384371_n.jpg226172_2077460050838_7384371_nThank you, Poudre Valley Hospital, Batman, Former Sig-fig, Dr. Green, Dr. Gaines, Mom, Denzel, Step, Brothers, friends, and my nurses for making a horrendous experience sort of wonderful.2014-01-06T18:56:42+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/02/15/carpophobia-fear-of-fruit/2019-12-15T18:23:50+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/02/16/carpophobia-a-haiku/2013-07-11T05:13:57+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2013/07/02/storytime-the-art-of-anxiety-and-creation/2013-07-22T15:51:21+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2013/06/08/the-big-one-body-image/2014-12-09T00:14:53+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2013/05/22/unit-3-creative-nonfiction-writing-a-year-end-reflection/https://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/justin-bieber-billboard-music-awards-2013-performance-video.jpgjustin-bieber-billboard-music-awards-2013-performance-videoDouchebag says what?https://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/3pdhc4.jpg3pdhc42013-07-09T18:46:52+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2013/04/24/a-piece-of-paradise-taking-le-clown-on-a-tour-of-le-denver/2013-05-30T22:25:06+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2013/04/22/lets-talk-about-love/2013-05-27T20:29:20+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2013/04/19/sometimes-i-write-for-other-blogs/2013-05-21T02:29:21+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/09/05/the-haze-has-lifted/https://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/hitself.jpghitself2013-04-11T15:54:17+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2013/02/28/mental-illness-is-no-laughing-matter/2015-03-08T15:53:55+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2013/01/02/new-years-resolutions-haikus/2013-01-21T04:16:03+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2013/01/01/new-years-resolutions-tips-to-follow-to-fail-spectacularly/2013-04-22T19:27:57+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/12/30/this-is-pretty-exciting-stuff-2012-in-review-thank-you-readers/2012-12-31T03:22:02+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/12/22/doomsday-phobia-haikus/2013-02-28T16:16:54+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/12/20/doomsday-phobia-the-fear-of-the-end-of-the-world/https://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/images.jpgimagesThis. This was my future. (And the subject of my Freshly Pressed article, seen here: http://wp.me/p2djBe-4l )2012-12-25T07:29:38+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/11/06/movement-poem-for-kelly/2012-12-09T21:58:25+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/12/02/teaching-is-a-full-time-job/2012-12-26T23:58:12+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/10/12/introduction/2013-04-03T21:10:40+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/09/07/if-historical-figures-were-alive-today-harriet-tubman/2012-12-03T04:20:12+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/06/19/travel-tip-1-haikus/2012-06-21T05:00:10+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/06/10/travel-tip-1-dont-be-a-buttface/https://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/img_04401.jpgIMG_0440Those cookies tasted like gingery death, but we had smiles on our faces. Tip #1. https://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/100525-deltalogo-01.jpg100525-deltalogo-01"Delta": Greek for "The Fuck?!" or "Idiots." It kind of gets lost in translation.https://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/images-1.jpgimages-1"My Secret? I'm always a young, female writer in her twenties." (I really hope you've seen The Avengers else-wise you won't get this reference)https://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/img_0440.jpgIMG_0440Those cookies tasted like death. But we had smiles on our faces! Tip #1.https://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/images.jpgimagesit brings out my inner butch lesbian2013-05-21T02:38:05+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/06/08/the-prodigal-daughter-returns-an-exercise-in-modesty-just-kidding/2013-04-27T21:30:46+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/05/20/look-what-i-got-you/https://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/20120520-215205.jpg20120520-215205.jpg2013-05-21T02:38:47+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/05/16/european-adventures/2012-05-19T17:00:44+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/05/05/poetry-project-saturday-uncle-dougs-blues/2012-05-10T08:19:01+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/05/04/if-historical-figures-were-alive-today-the-unsinkable-molly-brown/2012-05-05T00:23:01+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/05/01/the-big-college-send-off/https://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/images.jpgimagesJust.. just go away. Please.2012-05-10T08:19:43+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/05/01/the-big-college-send-off-haikus-and-another-frat-digression/2012-05-16T20:51:52+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/04/19/30-minutes-of-madness-making-dreams-come-true/https://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/tumblr_lndxcdlfvh1qlh6eio1_400.pngtumblr_lndxcdlfvH1qlh6eio1_400What happens is, Whitney doesn't get her talking Jaguar. And you all are Scrooges who forgot that you, too, once had a dream.2012-07-08T16:00:24+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/04/16/hiatus-parts-one-and-two/2012-04-19T21:50:30+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/04/13/if-historical-figures-were-alive-today-plato/2012-04-16T09:52:37+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/04/09/bromidrosiphobia/https://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/bros.jpgbrosCongratulations, you have made me take a vow of celibacy. 2013-04-13T18:03:33+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/04/10/bromidrosiphobia-haikus/2012-04-25T16:41:05+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/04/06/if-historical-figures-were-alive-today-van-gogh-and-gauguin/https://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/van_015full.jpgvan_015fullThis painting is offended by that joke.2012-04-15T17:45:13+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/04/05/the-okcupid-diaries-part-one/https://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/17945554.jpg17945554This Meme is culturally relevant AND aligns with my nerdiness. Perfect.https://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/picture-8.pngPicture 8Come on. I look nothing like that.https://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/picture-5.pngGeneral CreeperI don't think I am up for your kind of fun, mister.https://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/picture-4.pngPicture 4https://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/picture-3.pngPenis FartsHe describes himself as "Just a guy who wants to make movies and loves film." WHAT KIND OF MOVIES?? AAAAHHHhttps://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/picture-2.pngLOTR Creeper 2More like 100% Enemy.https://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/picture-1.pngFirst Part: LOTR Creeper69% Friend? Heh, heh heh. https://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/one-does-not-simply-find-love-on-okcupid.jpgone-does-not-simply-find-love-on-okcupid2015-06-02T16:32:43+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/04/03/cleithrophobia-haikus/2012-04-04T00:16:32+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/04/02/cleithrophobia-fear-of-being-lockedshut-in/2012-04-07T03:37:18+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/04/02/poetry-project-rhonda-g-the-optimists-dilemma/2015-10-01T04:36:42+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/03/26/arithmophobia-or-why-math-sucks-and-is-also-awesome/https://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/images-2-copy.jpgimages-2 copyMy father, ambivalent to my successes.https://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/images1.jpgimagesMy father, ecstatic. https://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/images-2.jpgimages-2My father, after a murderous rampage.https://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/images-11.jpgimages-1My father, disappointed.2012-04-05T16:26:53+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/03/30/if-historical-figures-were-alive-today-casanova/2012-03-31T10:53:22+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/03/27/arithmophobia-haikus/2012-03-28T23:59:09+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/03/24/grace-poetry-project-saturday/2012-03-25T05:41:30+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/03/21/pet-peeve-wednesday-hyphenated-americans/2015-01-15T06:18:12+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/03/20/pediophobia-haikus/2012-03-20T21:58:09+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/03/20/pediophobia-fear-of-dolls/https://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/gallery_dollgirl_03.jpggallery_dollgirl_03One of these isn't human. I'll leave it to you to figure out which.2014-06-27T18:05:36+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/03/01/the-masochists-lament-horror-movie-nightmares-continued/https://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/freshlypressed.jpgfreshlypressed2012-04-09T17:31:06+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/03/17/raylene-equate-poetry-project-week-7/2012-03-18T12:58:16+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/03/16/if-historical-figures-were-alive-today-week-5/2012-03-17T14:26:29+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/03/15/pet-peeve-double-negatives/https://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/images-1.jpgimages-1I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS GUY IS NEXT TO ME, BUT WORDS I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES SO BADLY.2015-01-15T15:26:41+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/03/14/wednesday-special-horror-satire-done-right/https://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/mv5bodq5ndq0mjkwmf5bml5banbnxkftztcwndg1otu4nq-_v1-_sy317_.jpgMV5BODQ5NDQ0MjkwMF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNDg1OTU4NQ@@._V1._SY317_That chainsaw tickles in all the right places.2012-03-26T20:34:46+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/03/14/aviatophobia-haikus/2012-03-16T18:55:38+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/03/12/aviatophobia-fear-of-flying/https://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/images.jpgimagesWhat it actually looks like.https://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/crater.jpgcraterWhat they advertise as Utah Scuba Diving2012-03-13T20:43:59+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/03/11/writers-circle-week-one-principle/2012-03-26T03:01:48+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/03/11/sunday-special-an-oldie-but-a-goodie-how-to-not-be-a-hipster/2012-03-14T01:36:23+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/03/10/poetry-project-saturday-week-6-poem-2/2012-03-12T17:20:13+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/03/10/poetry-project-saturday-week-6-poem-1/2012-03-10T23:39:37+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/03/08/quick-update/2012-03-10T20:22:40+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/03/06/thanataphobia-haikus/2012-03-07T20:55:55+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/02/13/lions-and-tigers-and-bears-oh-my/2013-08-28T16:18:35+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/02/14/valentines-day-an-aside/2012-03-07T02:12:13+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/02/20/phasmogalephobia-fear-of-ghost-sharks/https://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/1076887-24.jpgpool houseDO YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THAT WHALE??2014-06-22T11:07:57+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/03/05/thanatophobia-fear-of-dying/2012-03-10T20:23:09+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/02/28/fear-of-the-shining/2012-03-07T02:09:41+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/02/23/at-my-lowest-an-aside/https://highestformofwhit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/2094596772_4d15258456_o-221x300.jpgAbominable Snow MonsterMy family's butler and "Handy Man." Fun fact: He bounces.2012-04-03T10:05:07+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/02/28/fear-of-the-shining-a-haiku/2012-03-07T02:08:52+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/03/03/poetry-project-week-3-poem-1-elenas-rough-draft/2012-03-04T22:24:36+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/03/02/if-historical-figures-were-alive-today-week-3/2012-03-13T19:24:43+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/02/29/wednesday-special-an-oldie-but-a-goodie-miserable/2012-03-10T00:17:15+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/02/27/an-oldie-but-a-goodie-bible/2012-03-05T20:26:41+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/02/27/no-story-today/2012-02-28T02:03:21+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/02/25/poetry-project-week-2-poem-3-robots/2012-03-03T06:01:13+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/02/25/poetry-project-week-2-poem-2-wanderlust/2012-03-03T05:59:23+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/02/25/poetry-project-week-2-poem-1/2012-02-26T03:10:38+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/02/24/if-historical-figures-were-alive-today-week-2/2012-02-24T21:38:47+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/02/22/wednesday-special-1-poetry-project-1-5/2012-02-22T21:07:00+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/02/21/phasmogalephobia-a-haiku/2012-02-21T19:45:18+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/02/18/poetry-project-week-one-aesthetic/2012-02-19T01:45:31+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/02/17/if-historical-figures-were-alive-today-week-1/2012-03-04T13:32:38+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/02/17/growing-pains/2012-02-17T21:50:09+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.com/2012/02/12/hello-world/2012-02-14T07:04:48+00:00monthlyhttps://highestformofwhit.comdaily1.02025-08-05T19:35:20+00:00