Costarring: The Universe

The universe has not been subtle with me for the past several months. It started with Costar. If you aren’t familiar with the Costar app (whatever, normie), it’s an absolutely unhinged astrology app that uses an algorithm to write your horoscopes. Half the time the horoscopes don’t even make sense. It’s perfect, and I love […]

I’m Bad At This

I used to be good at writing. I used to get an idea in my head, start the first sentence, and then the rest of the blog post or essay or poem would fall out of my fingertips faster than I could keep up. It was awesome. I didn’t have to try. I could just […]

On Writing

I remember when I could call myself a writer. I remember when all these words used to come to me so easily—I’d be walking down the street and an idea would pop in my head and I’d be able to write down the whole thing in an hour. I remember when the jokes used to […]

The Curse: Part One

I am like 85% sure that my family is cursed. Like, every family has their share and flavor of hardship, obviously. But there’s something especially ridiculous about the things that happen to the people in my family. (And me. I’m predominantly talking about me here. This is, after all my blog lol) Sometimes, the things […]

hooooooboy

It’s been a while since I’ve last written. That’s a common theme here, it seems. I pop in once a year to write about something, then my life catches fire, and then I get a brief reprieve a year later and finally have the energy to write some silly little jokes about whatever nonsense I […]

just another story about white supremacist patriarchy

TW: Suicidal ideation. In mid-January, my mental health took a nose dive, and I wrote about it. I had no energy to do things, and I really wanted to die, but I really didn’t want to hurt my loved ones by dying. Every night was a non-stop inner monologue about how I could make my […]

This is fine.

Cool! Cool cool cool cool cool.

Bodyodyodyodyodyodyody

There’s something about bleeding out of your butthole that really makes you question your life choices. Wait, I’m getting ahead of myself. We need to get to the bottom of this and work our way up. (Fair warning, I go absolutely HAM on the poop jokes in this post) Around this time two years ago, […]

This is awkward

Well, well, well. What do we have here? A blog that I started eleven years ago, but couldn’t maintain because of my teaching career and all the trauma I was going through that I just shoved down into a small little box in my brain? You’re looking good for having been neglected at best and […]

Happy Birthday to Me

I turned 31 yesterday, which would absolutely be unremarkable except for the fact that Justin, my big brother, died when he was 31. That’s a friendly way of putting it, though. Justin took his own life at 31. There, that’s more realistic. I’ve been dreading my birthday for almost the whole year. I was super […]