If Historical Figures Were Alive Today: Harriet Tubman

You guys still don’t have high speed rails? Not all of Europe had abolished slavery until way after you (Not abolished in the Ottoman Empire until 1890, since probably none of you know your history) and their train system is the shit.

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Are you telling me that you can get from France to Italy in under ten hours, and that you can bring your dog with you? AND you don’t have to pay extra? AND they can sit with you? This is my look of shock and jealousy.

Pick up your game. Seriously. You have a black president now.

I would have killed to get people from Florida to New York in under two weeks….

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