We did it.
Rather, you did it. I just occasionally typed some things and made myself giggle and hopefully made you giggle, too. And it worked. Because you know what, we just reached 10,000 followers last week.
Let me say that again: TEN-THOUSAND MOTHERFUCKING FOLLOWERS THAT ARE SO MUCH MORE AWESOME THAN I WILL EVER BE.
I’m so excited I just threw up all over my computer kind of maybe not really. Whatever. I spiritually threw up, or something.
So in honor of this, I have a little poll for all of you, for what to do to celebrate. Please vote! Please tell your friends to vote! It would be amazing if I could even get 100 of my readers to do this.
Highest Form of Whit 
Congratulations! 🙂 *throws confetti*
Thank you!
Post some more cute pictures of little Whit! She’s adorable (not that there is any non-adorable form of Whit).
Or Q&A. Or the conquering fear. But I fear the tattoo. Unless you just get the word “Myriad” or something subtle (which classically means 10 thousand).
Oh, stop, you. Flatterer.
If I got a celebratory tattoo, it wouldn’t have anything to do with the blog. I’d just be getting a tattoo that I want NOW because it’s a reward for making it to 10,000. Shhhh. But myriad is a GREAT idea. Jeez!
Okay, well good, that’s not so bad then. Also I ain’t flattering you. Flattery is apparently defined as “excessive and insincere praise, esp. that given to further one’s own interests.” I don’t think any of that comes into play! Besides the praising bit 😛
Well, I’ll be damned if I didn’t learn something new today.
Chocolate, of course! Plenty of it!
YUM. Of course!!
Tattoo. Something hashtagged for sure. #tenthousand #CONGRATULATIONS #!!!!!!!!
Oh my god. My mom would murder me if I got a hashtag tattoo. #HASHTAG, maybe across my knuckles???
I really can’t think of anything more appropriate/perfect.
You could make it a very very small #tattoo. Discreet hashtags are less douchebaggy. Tattoos can be artistic. #art
#metaphors
Amazing accomplishment! Congratulations! I think you should take the Ice Bucket Challenge! We’re all still doing that right or we’re over that now?
Well played, sir. I never got called out. But, alas, it’s too cold now.
Hmm, the tattoo sounds like the thing that would be completely for you, so that’s my vote.
This means I’m both one in ten-thousand and part of something larger than myself. I feel so special.
You ARE so special!
Congratulations! My apologies to your mom, but must vote for the tattoo. The question becomes, of what? Hmm. 🙂
Oh, I have a few ideas in mind for tats I already wanted. This just gives me an excuse! 🙂
Wonderful! Look forward to see what you get. Which of course gives me the itch to get another one myself. 😉
Being highly phobic, I’m voting for conquering a fear. What’s your most intriguing one?
Fear? I don’t know, to be honest. I’d have to spend some time thinking about it. I’m irrationally afraid of sharks and tsunamis. But I can’t do much about that where I am.
Tattoo, but it should simply state:
10k, Bitches.
I like your style.
Congratulations 🙂
I think you should get a new tattoo and create a v-log to go with it. Win-win for everyone! 😉
I think people would probably be upset at how non-plussed I am whilst getting tattoos. It’s kind of a let-down. Hahaha
Excellent! I voted for conquering a fear and writing about. Wasn’t that nice of me? 😉
That was very nice of you!
Congratulations! Does the number of followers actually help you pay your rent or is it just a notch in your belt so to speak? Either way, great job, you’re doing something right!
I’m following closely behind you. Relatively. I have… hmmm… lemme double check. All right. I have. ONE whole follower! Go me.
Cheers!
It doesn’t help pay my rent at all, but it does help me feel better about myself as a writer, which is just as important.
YAY ONE FOLLOWER! My first like… ten were family members that I bribed.
Congratulations! 🙂 I picked celebratory tattoo because I’m just a little addicted to them 😉
You and I both! My next planned one is in March, but I’ll have to get one earlier to celebrate!
Just found your blog and serious love it! Can’t wait share more giggles.
Thanks, friend!
People like you know the pulse of the majority n maybe that’s why your wit is whit . Ha ha