The Prodigal Daughter Returns! (An Exercise in Modesty… Just Kidding)

Well, HELLO, beautiful loves! You’re looking svelte! Is that a new haircut? New shirt? New laptop? Whatever you’ve done, it’s working.

Let me start with a brief apology: I’m sorry I fell off the face of the internet. Traveling through Europe, I discovered that I did not have consistent internet access, nor the time to sit down and write wonderful stories for you all to laugh at. I did discover, however, that the time needed to write those posts was taken up entirely by sleep. Or seeing something awesome. I was so consumed with the fact that I WAS IN FREAKING EUROPE that I didn’t really ever sit down and write about the shenanigans we got up to. I was too busy, well, getting up to shenanigans.

Anyway, now that I’m back, the love affair can begin again. So get out your smiles, work out your giggle muscles, and let’s get this shit started!


Since I’m so very sorry, here is a picture of a kitten. I love you.

“Whitney’s sorry there wasn’t a post for three weeks. Can you forgive her?”


4 thoughts on “The Prodigal Daughter Returns! (An Exercise in Modesty… Just Kidding)

  1. Wasn’t mad to begin with, but that kitten mad me more not mad. I don’t understand how that works.

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