HEY GUYS I JUST LEARNED ABOUT THE INTERNET

[INSERT REALLY LONG POST ABOUT MY PROLONGED ABSENCE, FULL OF LOTS OF WITTY, SARCASTIC ONE-LINERS AND PICTURES OF PUPPIES HERE TO APPEASE ALL MY READERS THAT HAVE SO GRATEFULLY KEPT READING EVEN THOUGH I HAVE BEEN HOLED UP IN MY CONDO MOVING IN AND ALSO WRITING 280 PAGES SO THAT I CAN HAVE MY MASTERS DEGREE AND MAKE ALL OF THE MONEY AND THEN RETIRE TO HAWAII WHERE I CAN EAT MANGOES AND ICE CREAM UNTIL I DIE AT THE AGE OF 106 SURROUNDED BY FIRST EDITIONS OF LORD OF THE RINGS AND FORTY-SEVEN DOGS]

 

In other words, I’m back, bitches.

 

Bitches is meant as a compliment. Please do not take it the wrong way.

 

To be honest, I spent most of that time organizing my books by color.

To be honest, I spent most of that time organizing my books by color.

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