[INSERT REALLY LONG POST ABOUT MY PROLONGED ABSENCE, FULL OF LOTS OF WITTY, SARCASTIC ONE-LINERS AND PICTURES OF PUPPIES HERE TO APPEASE ALL MY READERS THAT HAVE SO GRATEFULLY KEPT READING EVEN THOUGH I HAVE BEEN HOLED UP IN MY CONDO MOVING IN AND ALSO WRITING 280 PAGES SO THAT I CAN HAVE MY MASTERS DEGREE AND MAKE ALL OF THE MONEY AND THEN RETIRE TO HAWAII WHERE I CAN EAT MANGOES AND ICE CREAM UNTIL I DIE AT THE AGE OF 106 SURROUNDED BY FIRST EDITIONS OF LORD OF THE RINGS AND FORTY-SEVEN DOGS]
In other words, I’m back, bitches.
Bitches is meant as a compliment. Please do not take it the wrong way.
Highest Form of Whit 
This is genius!
I KNOW RIGHT? I’ve learned that I own more Red, black, and white books than anything else. Must start buying more green and purple and blue.
LMAO
Is it weird that looking at those colour coded books is so satisfying? I wish I had the patience to do that!
Well, if you ever are jobless and are looking for something to do with your time, I highly recommend color coding your books.I honestly had nothing better to do that day.
This all makes a lot of sense, even though I just showed up. Kind of like a random box full of puppies.
I would love a random box of puppies!
Not to be weird, well maybe a little, I think I love you. It may just be your bookshelves though. Priorities.
This is the best.
Oh Darling you did us a favour by learning the Internet. Big deal huh
Lolz