Please, please hire me. My crazy is getting worse. You know it’s bad when you can recognize that your crazy has reached a new level. I’ve gone from “charmingly quirky” to “super duper neurotic” over the past five months.
Know how I know? Today Atreyu and I had a discussion about my new pair of socks that have aloe on the inside and are meant for “cozy weather” and how I bet he’d love to have some little doggy socks like that.
And then I remembered, like I ACTUALLY REMEMBERED, that he’s a dog and can’t talk back to me. Fuuuuucccckkk.
I ran out of things to talk about with my dog today. That’s the saddest thing I’ve ever had to type, and I had to type about that time I thought I had knee herpes.
Goodnight, this terrible day. Tomorrow is a fresh start.
12 thoughts on “I need to be fully employed”
Maybe dogs can’t talk, but they can still appreciate what you’re saying. Go ahead and talk to him. It will make you both feel better.
I think that, on average,bosses have been much more successful in driving people crazy than dogs have. But good luck with your search for one.
That’s why I teach! The bosses still drive you crazy, but not as crazy as the kids. And at least I have lots of fun with kids.
Your blog is humorous. For that, thanks for the laugh.
Those socks sound amazing. I bet your dog WOULD want them. (Also, sorry I’m like stalking your blog right now and commenting on everything)
STALKING IS THE BEST. When it comes to reading, anyway.
What? Is there such thing as knee herpes? Hope you get soon that full job or another thing that fills that gap in your life; meanwhile enjoy the crazy, and invite some friends.
You can have knee herpes if you’re a wrestler. So… thankfully I’m not a wrestler!
You ran out of things to talk with your dog? Maybe for a change you should let him do the talking 🙂
He only tells me how much he likes me in a cockney accent.
Now why don’t I believe you? Maybe because I have only met a dog with a German accent but never cockney accent, will have to hear it for myself to believe you 😀