I need to be fully employed

Please, please hire me. My crazy is getting worse. You know it’s bad when you can recognize that your crazy has reached a new level. I’ve gone from “charmingly quirky” to “super duper neurotic” over the past five months.

Know how I know? Today Atreyu and I had a discussion about my new pair of socks that have aloe on the inside and are meant for “cozy weather” and how I bet he’d love to have some little doggy socks like that.

And then I remembered, like I ACTUALLY REMEMBERED, that he’s a dog and can’t talk back to me. Fuuuuucccckkk.

I ran out of things to talk about with my dog today. That’s the saddest thing I’ve ever had to type, and I had to type about that time I thought I had knee herpes.

Goodnight, this terrible day. Tomorrow is a fresh start.

12 thoughts on “I need to be fully employed

  1. What? Is there such thing as knee herpes? Hope you get soon that full job or another thing that fills that gap in your life; meanwhile enjoy the crazy, and invite some friends.

    Best Regards!

      1. Now why don’t I believe you? Maybe because I have only met a dog with a German accent but never cockney accent, will have to hear it for myself to believe you 😀

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