My Christmas In Jail

Dearest Readers, My Best Internet Friend and Mentor, Le Clown, is showcasing the talents of an incredible writer today. Please read the post here, and then go follow Nicki Daniels and be prepared to laugh as hard as you ever had here (if not more so). She’s quite the talent, and will both wrench your […]

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On the Second Day of Whitsmas

My true love gave to me: panic attacks on I-80. (Holy shit, that rhymes!)   I enjoyed my brief stay in Cleveland. I always do. Cleveland, to me, is a home away from home away from home. I feel so comfortable in Shaker Heights that I almost didn’t want to leave. But then I remembered […]

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When I have a Panic Attack

The anxiety voice in my head wins. You know, that dick voice that tells me I have knee herpes? I start to believe it (not about knee herpes, though. Those have cleared up.) The first thing I do is start to hyperventilate. Then I try breathing exercises to calm myself down, and picture myself lounging […]

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Thanksgiving is for Sissies

Now, now, don’t get your turkey feathers in a bunch.   Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday of the year. It’s a day you get to spend with family (or those you’ve chosen as family) and just be together, all the while eating glutinous amounts of food. Which is why this year, I’m spending it with […]

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