Cleithrophobia: Haikus

Posted on by Highest Form of Whit

The scary thing is,
Dipshit HornyMcBoyfriend
wasn’t very good

Locked in a basement,
I started to contemplate
cannibalism

I lost track of time
my Winnie The Pooh sweatshirt
started to constrict

I wonder if Miss
Shitty McShouldn’tWatchKids
ever felt regret

And people wonder
why basements are so scary
to little children

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