The Big College Send-Off: Haikus (And Another Frat Digression)

Batman Underwear
couldn’t make the fountain run
any less lonely

The Fratties came out
to play in the fountains and
give people herpes

The Finger Fountain
sums up my feelings about
fraternity boys.

The fountains were cleaned
the sorostitutes came out
of hiding to play

All I wanted from
my school was a memory
that wasn’t lonely

 

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