It’s December two-two
And here I am, still breathing
Can you say buzzkill?
LA got it wrong
The world ended years ago
with new Die Hard films
Those silly Mayans
All that crazy sacrifice
And nothing happened
The politicians
hoped to die and thus avoid
the fiscal cliff talks
Highest Form of Whit 
Hillarious and true! I love these haikus! Take that, people who were fooled into believing the world was going to end!
Your sense of humor combined with poetry is amazing!
Thank you!