Apparently, sarcasm and gentle redirection are not things this person understands. Also, we are a 10% match. That means I would literally probably hate him and want to do nothing but give him wedgies until he went away or was in too much pain to walk and instead had to roll away.
Are manners too difficult? Is using a question mark too foreign a concept? Is any type of friendly address too strenuous to type (because I can see you’re really muscly and maybe your fingers are disproportionately weak)? Are you blind and unable to read my tattoo in the picture? Oh my God, ARE YOU ILLITERATE? If you’re illiterate, how did you manage to message me? Did a friend do it for you?? Do you have a friend send all your messages on OkCupid?! Can I meet this person and lecture them on punctuation? Interrobang?!
I have so many questions for you.