Bromidrosiphobia: Haikus

Went to college, learned
“Bromidrosiphobia”
is the fear of frats.

Body odor is
the only excuse for guys
to dress like douchebags

Pit stains are the root
of all evil the world
look at uniforms

Birth control is great
for making you pretty and
for making you dead

 

 

 

 

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