New Year’s Resolutions: Haikus

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I threw my back out
day two of twenty-thirteen:
ahead of schedule

I promised myself
I’d stop eating my feelings–
but I’m just so sad

Dear Ms. Emma Stone,
email me A-S-A-P
so we can be friends

Dear JaVale McGee
I would like to talk to you
re: our best friendship

 

 

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